Mixed messages for Barack Obama and John McCain from two Feng Shui experts - Who do You Believe?
I guess we all believe in what we want to believe in. Me?
A guy who thinks its funny to sing “Bomb, Bomb, Iran” in public (and butchering a Beach Boys classsic!) partnered by someone who describes herself as a “pit bull with lipstick” and butchers defenceless animals?
Only thing that’s scarier than that is to be a Moose, Loose, Around Sarah’s Hoose!
The Ballad of Sarah Palin - With Thanks to Mason Storm and Warpedcorp
The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Song Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason Storm
Produced by Warpedcorp
*LYRICS*
Born in a Hospital in Idaho
Didn’t meet McCain until a week ago
Now she might be our next V.P.
She openly admits that she used to smoke weed
Which normally would be totally cool with me,
But she said she didn’t like it, and that is suspicious.
Now she lives in the coldest state
Her husband took her fishing on their very first date
They got married and had five kids
She was doing politics, while he was catching squids
Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan Frontier
A card carrying member of the N.R.A.
Disagree with her, and she’ll blow your ass away
Sarah’s very fond of shooting Moose
Bald Eagles, Puppies, and even a Goose
Why do they call a group of Goose’s Geese?
But not a Group of Moose’s Meese?
I don’t know, its weird
But you shouldn’t kill em
Sarah isn’t known for trying to conserve
She wants to drill for oil in a protected reserve
Doesn’t support abortion, or being gay
Its not her fault, just the Republican way
Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan Frontier
And now we’ve come to the end of the song
Alaska’s Governor is a Hockey Mom
Sarah soon will make history
As the first gun totin’, nut job, female V.P.
The totally dumb idea of comparing Barack Obama to Paris Hilton took another turn for the worse when Kathy Hilton, a McCain donor, registered her disapproval. She says it as well as any of us could - Just listen to the voice of reason and go figure why McCain would do something this dumb.
The Hiltons husband donated $4,600 to McCain’s campaign.
Barack Obama does not need to WIN this election - John McCain can LOSE it all on his own!
Here is Barack Obama’s Berlin Speech in its entireity. Will this prove to be one of the defining speeches of our time ?
The highlight of his European tour, before the largest crowd of his campaign. Barack Obama summoned Europeans and Americans to unite to “defeat terror and dry up the well of extremism that supports it” in a speech reminiscent of earlier greats, John F Kennedy and Bill Clinton in Berlin.
